P-TYPES

Although they never complain, only except when they want a crunchy.
They are fuzzy, only to the touch.
Always around when you want them, and sometimes when you don't.
They are our P-Types.

There are two types: Dogface and Catface.

They can be found sleeping in your bed,
chewing on your brown Alfanis,
eating the cheese that you may have left on the kitchen counter top,
spilling the garbage and spreading it around,
or throwing up on your rug, ( note: it may have chewed grass or
aluminum foil chunks in it ).
All the aforementioned things usually happen when you are not looking
or are not around, yet they continue to love you unmercifully.

DOGFACE P-TYPE
 

                             Sophie
Sophusdawgus - Famous Dinosaur Noticable characteristics:
Sleeping with eyes open while grunting and sighing,
sleeping with eyes closed on back with feet up in the air,
or eating crunchy foods ( as well as catface food ) and then sleeping.
Precautions:
Sharp teeth that bite anything.
Drinking out of toilet bowls and eating out of garbage cans, 
especially if meat flavoured aluminum foil is present.
Barking endlessly at nothing while trampling hybrid flowers in the garden.
Jumping into cars (anybodies car with an open door) wanting to go for a ride.
Favorite Things:
Going for a ride in a car, eating meat sticks, and sleeping.




                            Lacee
Lacee - the peace pit Noticable characteristics:
Running away from home and tramping round the hood,
jumping chain link fences, snapping leashes, losing collars, and general destruction,
while seeking endless and excessive affection and attention.
Precautions:
Sharp teeth that bite anything.
Demanding excessive attention and affection.
Destroying anything, especiallly shoes with laces (Lacee?).
Pulling freshly laundered clothes of the line and shredding them all over the yard..
Hiding behind and under Sophie when preparing for daily discipline.
Favorite Things:
Knawing and knarling on Sophies head, escaping, and seeking attention.


CATFACE P-TYPE

                            Shooz
Shooz - ATTACK CAT Noticable characteristics:
Sleeping on high furniture (Mountain cat syndrome),
leaping unexpectantly from high places and attacking feet (that's why he's called shooze),
or staring out windows making funny sounding noises while glaring at flying objects wearing feathers.
Precautions:
Sharp teeth and nails that puncture skin.
Flicking litter out of litter box in a three foot circumference from point of entry.
Putting knibble marks in cheese inadvertantly left out on kitchen counter.
Clawing grill clothes on expensive audio equipment.
Favorite Things:
Cheese, tuna, cockroaches, water beetles, sleeping on clothing, and sleeping.

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